| In Santa Barbara , CA :SHARE ON: |
 Tell your date " yeah you look full" at the end of your meal. #FAIL!!!  |
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| In , CA :SHARE ON: |
| So walking down State Street last night some guy yells across the street "Hey Blonde girl your so HOT!!! "You remind me of my Sister!" Oh ya that happened! |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| Have your roomate jump on you & your one night stand at 6:50am. Threesome??? |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| Admit you only have one criteria for men - actually two: 1. They have to be really good in bed 2. They have to STAY really good in bed... If you start becoming a lazy, clingy, "headache chick" that just wants to cuddle you're out! |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| Get so drunk that you pass out standing up and fall on the floor in my kitchen in front of me and my roommate and your best friend! And BTW my roommate videotaped it all w/ commentary about your buttcrack hanging out!! |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA Vanessa Rivers said:SHARE ON: |
| Facebook a girl "i'm in love with you. well, sorta. ...idk. probably. k, i think maybe. or something. actually, nevermind. forget i said anything ...um ...yeah." |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| Text a guy you used to hook up with "Hey can you start hanging out again?! We need more 101 Wayz! |
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Add to Favorites! #FAIL. |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA Vanessa Rivers said:SHARE ON: |
| Text a girl "You were just nominated best actress in my dream this morning!! Definitely going to get an Oscar for your performance!!!" |
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Add to Favorites! #FAIL. |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| It was on!, we were at her place, I rounded 3rd, I was primed and ready!! Then she made me stop and start doing yoga with her, then push ups, then Pilates. really..... WTF!!! and FML!!!! |
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| In Santa Barbara, CA :SHARE ON: |
| The guy I was dating was spanking me while making a "sex video" then suddenly he yelled out "Take it like a Man"!!!!!! UGH WHAT??? |
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